(Good choice. 😛 )
Elephant.
WYR have an army of Dwarves or an army of Middle-Earth Humans under your command?
Ooh, tough. I'm going with Humans.
WYR learn to be ambidextrous or be better at multi-tasking?
better at multi-tasking. It would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more useful!
WYR have a forever-young pet deer or a forever-young pet bear?
deer
WYR your favourite character die or your least-favourite character live on and on?
Favorite character die. It happens a lot already.
WYR listen to your favorite song with the bass turned all the way up and the treble turned all the way down, or vice versa?
bass turned all the way up
WYR eat a butterfly or bee
Butterfly
WYR have to restart a project after being close to the end or be ridiculously behind on two?
restart
WYR eat a beetle or spider
Ugh, beetle.
WYR have an all-singing part or an all-speaking part in a musical?
all-speaking
WYR eat a wasp or a hornet
Do they taste different? *imagines advertisements for cherry- and grape- and blue-raspberry-flavored wasps* Hummmmmm...hornet. They're usually smaller.
WYR wear a leopard-spotted or tiger-striped Santa hat?
Leopard.
WYR get a whole bunch of small gifts or one huge gift for Christmas?
one huge one!
WYR get coal for Christmas or nothing?
If we had a fireplace, I'd say coal, but we don't, so nothing.
(I'd rather give presents anyway. 😀 )
WYR travel someplace for Christmas or stay home?
Stay home. That's what we always do :p
WYR decorate your tree on Christmas Eve or before that?
