I would pick Cair Paravel too.
Last Alliance?
WYR go to the Western Wild or Lothlorien?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Lorien
WYR live in a tree or in a hole in the ground ("not a wet, nasty hole nor a dry, sandy one...")?
Hole in the ground!
WYR live in a nice little clean dry cave or a cozy dam?
Thank you, Hobbit!
a cave, methinks, so long as there's a door between me and the outside world. 🙂
WYR live in a lavish city apartment or a quaint little cottage?
Quaint little cottage. 😀
WYR be like Edmund or Susan?
Ed!
WYR wear thigh-high boots or an odd-coloured uniform?
Uniform.
WYR wear the same hat or the same scarf all the time?
I'm not a big fan of wearing hats, so scarf. (Sorry, Tadashi. 😛 )
WYR invent a teleporter or a time machine?
teleport.
WYR live with lions or deer for the rest of your life? (the lions wouldn't eat you btw)
Lions!
WYR be a badger or bear?
Thank you, Hobbit!
bear
WYR be a falcon or a hawk
Falcon.
WYR be a dwarf or a dryad?
Thank you, Hobbit!
dwarf
WYR a unicorn or a griffon
Unicorn!
WYR be a fox or a leopard?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Leopard.
WYR eat a burger or a hot dog?
