Cow!
WYR ride a bucking bull or a bucking bronco?
Bucking Bronco! 😀
WYR ride a deer or a moose?
A deer ^.^
WYR
look in a beehive or a wasps nest?
Beehive.
WYR read the stories about Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne or watch the Winnie the Pooh cartoons by Disney?
Cow, I think....
WYR have a hamster or a budgie?
A hamster.
WYR sing "I'm coming after you!" at a random stranger (in honor of Ariel's siggie), or sing "I'm a Little Teapot" to your friends?
I'm coming After You. 😀
WYR read the stories about Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne or watch the Winnie the Pooh cartoons by Disney?
Milne. Definitely. *owns them* 😉
WYR have four legs or four arms?
They might not need me but; they might.
I'll let my Head be just in sight;
A smile as small as mine might be
Precisely their necessity.
-Emily Dickinson
Four arms.
WYR walk in a rainstorm or in the hot sun?
Rainstorm.
WYR go swimming or jogging?
Swimming!
WYR get a queenly gown with matching accessories or a suit of armour for your birthday?
A suit of armor!!!! 😀 😀 😀
WYR live in a castle or a mansion?
Castle all the way! Can't defend a mansion.
WYR have a Tiger or Leopard bodyguard?
Tiger! So intimidating.
WYR have to swim a moat with piranhas or have all the Pevensies on the enemies side and trieng to find you to kill you?
Swim in a moat with piranhas!
WYR lose your hand to a crocodile or lose a foot to a dragon?
(Swimming in a moat with piranhas somehow reminded me of Captain Hook so I had to ask that question. :P)