Um...the balloons. But I wouldn't be able to say anything by the time I was done. I also wouldn't know which way was up or down.
WYR pop 1,000 balloons or eat 500 oranges? 
😆 pop 1,000 balloons!! I could go to the archery range and shoot them all........
WYR eat a book or a shoe?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Blech. A shoe.
WYR eat rubber or plastic?
Rubber?
WYR try to open a coconut without using tools or take a CD player completely apart with a single screwdriver?
Thank you, Hobbit!
CD player.
WYR ride a horse bareback or coast downhill on a bike?
Coast downhill!!!
WYR create a sweater from dog hair or build armor?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Armor!
WYR learn how to make swords or arrows?
Arrows! Then I wouldn't feel so bad when I break them........
WYR have Narnia bookends or a Narnia snow globe?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Bookends!!!
WYR have a replica of Rhindon or Susan's bow (meant for show, not to be used)?
Ooh. The sword!
WYR wear chainmaille or whatchmacallit, plate armor?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Chain mail
WYR have retractable teeth or nails?
O.o Nails.....
WYR be hot or cold?
Thank you, Hobbit!
cold; I can always bundle up
WYR have a splitting headache or a bad stomachache?
Headache.....
WYR have a nervous habit of chewing on erasers, or feel like licking stamps when you're bored?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Licking stamps...I guess?
WYR get lost in the woods or in the mountains?
