Fast.
WYR do horseback archery or or rhinoceros-back archery? 
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Horseback.
WYR ride an elephant or a camel?
Camel.
WYR be an elephant or a camel?
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Camel.
WYR be attacked by a wild elephant or rhinoceros?
Rhino.
WYR go to the Grand Canyon or Niagra Falls?
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Grand Canyon.
WYR be hiking and get caught in a forest fire or a flash flood?
Flood, I'm better at swimming than putting fires out single handedly.
WYR eat gooseberry fool or Turkish delight?
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Hmm...gooseberry fool.
WYR eat an apple or a cookie?
WHO CARES ABOUT EATING HEAAAALLTHYYYYYYY??????? Huhu, the cookie.
WYR read a comic book or magazine?
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Comic book.
WYR read a comic book or a fanfiction?
FANFICTION!!!!
WYR watch Narnia or LotR?
Eheheh...LotR. I already have Narnia memorized.
WYR marathon the complete Sherlock Holmes collection, Narnia, or LotR in one week?
Narnia. That's actually something I can read through in a week and still get at most 7 hours of sleep.....
WYR eat licorice or taffy?
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Ooh...licorice.
WYR eat Oreo's or chocolate chip cookies?
*nrnrnrnrnrnr* Umm, Oreo.
WYR eat an apple or an orange?
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