Now the question is... does ddg have more pages than the rest of the forum combined? 😛
Probably ddg just 'cause I'm feeling apathetic and ddg doesn't really require me to think. 😛

WYR read or write fanfiction?

Write it.
WYR eat an apple or an orange?

Apple. 😀

WYR go fishing or go hunting?

Hunting.

WYR go bearfoot or wear cowboy boots?

I dunno. 😀 Both. Probably barefoot though.
WYR use GIMP or Picmonkey?

Probably gimp.

WYR meet Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?

Well, if Santa is like Father Christmas in the Walden LWW movie, then him!

WYR listen to Taylor Swift or Carrie Underwood?

😯 I don't suppose I'm allowed to say "neither".... So long as it's not a breakup/rage/pity-party song/overly-romantic-high-school-romance song (unless it's an instrumental...), then I guess Taylor Swift....

WYR spend the day with Legolas or Aragorn?

Legolas!!! 😀
WYR have a rescue center for dogs or horses?

Dogs! Though I would do it for horses too. 🙂

WYR eat rice or corn for the rest of your life?

Corn. 😀

WYR go skiing or scuba diving?

Scuba.

WYR ride in a sleigh or skate?

Ride in a sleigh!

WYR blow on a dandelion and make a wish, or blow out candles and make a wish?

Candles. 🙂
WYR hold a hamper or a gerbil?

Hamper or hamster? 😛 I'll say gerbil just in case.

WYR be pranked with water or with a mess?