A cat.
WYR watch all The Hobbit Trilogy or read the book?
I WOULD READ THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WYR watch Hobbit or LotR?
Hobbit
WYR fight Shelob or a Warg?
Warg!
WYR be Bilbo or Frodo?
Bilbo definitely!
WYR be Boromir or Faramir?
Faramir! Faramir! Faramir!
WYR be Thranduil or Legolas?
Legolas (More face time in LOTR) 😀
WYR eat octopus or Eowyn's stew?
Eowyn's stew.
WYR have a hotdog or a hamburger? 😀
Hamburger
WYR talk to Smaug or Thorin when angry.
Smaug!
WYR be a spider or a snake?
Snake.
(And on Merida singing, she doesn't actually sing that we know of. "Touch the Sky" is just a song that runs through the background (however predominately), whereas, say, "The Song of Mor'du" is actually sung by Fergus.)
WYR watch a cheesy movie or a corny one?
(That's what I thought. And yes, Gypsy, I have heard Touch the Sky.)
Cheesy.
WYR watch a movie adaptation of a book, or read a book adaptation of a movie?
A movie adaptation of a book
WYR have a dwarf as a guest or an elf?
An elf. I should hope that they are more polite.
WYR eat chocolate or vanilla ice cream?
Chocolate!!!
WYR watch FOTR or AUJ?