McD's. At least you get paid. 😛

WYR drink milk or juice?

Milk if I had something sweet to go with it

WYR eat eggs or a bagel?

@Ariel: Shouldn't Thranduil be on your sig? 😛

(@Ethran: Well, Lil made it for one. And I don't recall Thranduil's eyebrows being particularly "fantastically dangerous" for another (though his skills sure are... can't wait to see him in action in BoFA). 😛 )

Bagel.

WYR take an all-day tour or stay home and read?

Depends where, so probably stay home and read

WYR read all day or eat all day?

Well, I've been reading school stuff all day, and I'm hungry so currently I'd say eat all day.

WYR discover that you were half dwarf or half mermaid?

Half dwarf, I am a dwelf 😛

WYR live in The Shire or Cair Paravel?

Both have major advantages, but since my loyalties lie with Narnia, I'll say Cair Paravel.

WYR eat hours-old popcorn or flat pop?

Hours old popcorn

WYR be raised by wolves or dolphins? (My friend thought of that question 🙂 )

Wolves! (favorite animal) That would be amazing!

WYR write a mystery like Nancy Drew or a mystery like The Boxcar Children?

Haven't read Boxcar Children, so I'll say ND.

WYR read historical fiction or a mystery?

Historical fiction.

WYR read a classic or contemporary novel?

Classic

WYR read a fictional sci-fi novel or a non-fictional?

Fictional sci-fi (aka The Space Trilogy)

WYR wear boots or tennis shoes?

Tennis shoes

WYR wear a fur coat or a regular jacket on a cool day?

jacket

WYR wear a scarf or a turtleneck?