Elrond
WYR meet Merry or Samwise?
Sam
WYR be hot or cold?
Hot, I think.
WYR drink room temperature or very cold water?
Room temperature.
WYR eat an apple or an orange?
They might not need me but; they might.
I'll let my Head be just in sight;
A smile as small as mine might be
Precisely their necessity.
-Emily Dickinson
Apple.
WYR eat cake or ice cream?
Cake sounds better right now.
WYR drink soda from a bottle or a can?
Can
WYR eat Sushi or escargot?
Escargot...
WYR sing or dance in front of people you didn't know?
Sing
WYR meet someone in a restaurant or a store?
Define "meet someone." 
WYR: Eat socks or cuddle with Smaug?
Um... well, "cuddle" implies being his friend. And if I'm Smaug's friend, I shouldn't have to worry too much about getting eaten... right? 😛
WYR wear a huge ring or a necklace with a huge pendant?
A necklace with a huge pendant.
WYR write a novel or a screenplay?
Novel.
WYR act in a movie or play?
Play. I love the theatre better than the cinema. Plays a lot more fun.
WYR: Walk to Mordor or shake an Orc's hand. :p
