Raw fish definitely. I hate spiders.

WYR play a character from Narnia in a future Narnia movie, or if C.S. Lewis were alive, have a chat with him?

Chat with C.S. Lewis, definitely.
Nice sig, by the way.
WYR meet Georgie Henley or the real Lucy Pevensie?

Real Lucy. 😉

WYR visit relatives or stay at home on a holiday?

Thanks, Lil, though I didn't make it 🙂
Stay at home, I don't really have relatives, and we don't keep in touch.
WYR hide Easter eggs or find them? (silly question, I know 😛 )

Hide them. Did that a couple years ago for a bunch of little kids and it was fun to watch them afterward. (Them and the tortoise that found one and tried to nom on the plastic for a bit. :D)

WYR read Lewis' juvenalia (aka stuff he wrote when he was a kid) or one of his theological non-fiction works?

Theological.

WYR record yourself singing or reading lines to a movie/tv show?

Reading lines

WYR eat a purple carrot or a pink banana?

purple carrot

WYR hang out with a friend all day or have a family picnic?

Hang out with a friend all day, especcially if he/she's someone I haven't seen for a long time, since I have lots of friends like that. 🙄
WYR go on an adventure with Winnie the Pooh or Tigger? 😛

Ooh! Tough one! I think I'd choose Tigger

WYR be a stuffed toy pig or a real pig?

Ah.... can I be a talking stuffed toy pig? 😀 Like in Toy Story or the Island of Misfit Toys? 😀 I think rather a stuffed toy...

WYR buy and read a paperback book, or read a free ebook?

Sure 😀

Buy and read a paperback

WYR play a role in your favourite movie or live your favourite movie?

Probably play the role.

WYR be turned to gold or turned to stone?

Probably stone. People would be more likely to just let me be, that way, instead of trying to steal me. *shudders*

WYR participate in performing the entirety of Handel's Messiah or attend the performance? (says a giraffe who listened to the whole thing yesterday and thinks it was a fabulous--and very very long--way to celebrate Easter) 🙂

Attend the performance. We sang only a small portion of it at Christmas for choir. That's a tough song to sing. Yes, I'd rather just listen to it. 🙂

WYR tour Great Britain or France and Germany?