Toothless since dragon-Eustace /is/ a boy.
WYR write beautifully with a fountain/calligraphy pen but get ink all over your hands or write with a normally with a pen and spare your hands of ink?
Ink /can/ be washed off, right? If so, beautifully.
WYR write with a fountain pen or a quill pen?
(It can but it stains)
WYR take a long walk or a short jog?
Jog as long as it's flat land. If it's hilly, walk.
WYR break a leg or arm?
Arm. (I actually have broken my arm, and I think breaking your leg would be worse.)
WYR play VDT in a pool or PC in a wood?
PC in a wood.
WYR overhear friends talking about you behind your back or be stuck with pre-dragon Eustace for a very long period of time (think months, maybe a year or two...)?
Ummmm, Eustace. I could punch him. 😉
WYR eat milk or dark chocolate?
Dark, all the way!
WYR go to a friend's for a sleepover or have a sleepover at your house?
A friend's.
WYR have dark or white chocolate?
Dark!
WYR do a lot of things "okay" or just one thing very well?
Do a lot of things okay, I guess. I'd feel more handy and less awkward that way.
WYR have to fight a powerful, evil dragon or a powerful, evil witch?
Dragon.
WYR eat chocolate covered frogs or chocolate covered snails?
Snails. I've had escargot before. 🙂
WYR participate in a food fear factor event or do a task you really don't like?
Task.
WYR sit in an uncomfortable chair for a very long time or sleep in an uncomfortable bed?
Bed. I can sleep anywhere. (Including uneven, stony ground. Can't get much less comfy than that!)
WYR come down with pneumonia or break an arm?