Haha true, but History would be more lenient with grammar I'm sure. 😛

Cloud.

WYR knit or crochet?

Crochet. It seems a little easier.

Would you rather go to New Zealand or Ireland?

Ooh tough! I'd say Ireland because that's where Lewis lived his childhood, and there's also castles.

WYR meet Fili or Kili?

Isn't a piece of cloud a few raindrops? 😛 I suppose a piece of cloud.

WYR discover a new music artist or stick to your favourite?

favourite.
Would you rather sing or dance?

Sing.

WYR (if it was possible) visit Jupiter or Saturn?

Well, assuming that I could fly and travel at the speed of light in order to reach either, I would say Saturn because I've always wanted to go skating around Saturn's rings.

WYR cross the (non)Pacific in a sailboat or traverse the Sahara on a camel?

Cross the Pacific in a sailboat.

WYR ride a unicorn or a pegasus?

Unicorn.

WYR have an English or Scottish accent?

English, most definitely

WYR
Eat a waffle or a pancake?

I'm partial to pancakes, but I like both.

WYR try Asian cuisine (dumbed-down white-man fast food joints do not count! (yes, I'm passionately against pseudo-Asian 😀 )) or simply eat a food you really, really do not like?

Try Asian cuisine

WYR shoot with a bow or learn swordfighting?

swordfighting.
Would you rather eat sushi or shrimp?

Shrimp!

WYR canoe on a glacial lake or hike a canyon?

Canoe!

WYR ride an elephant or a camel?