A sword and shield.
WYR learn how sword fight or how to shoot a gun?
Shoot with a gun. I can already sword fight!
WYR break your legs or arms?
(@cor: that's it. I need to invent teleportation so you can teach me. 🙂 )
Legs. I need my arms to read, write, and come on TLC. Oh, and to work. 😛
WYR go a week without food or two days without fluids?
A week without food. You can survive for a week without food if you have fluids and I would die without water 🙂
WYR Meet Agatha Christie or meet J.R.R. Tolkien?
Tolkien!
WYR have superpowers or super skills?
Superpowers, of course!
WYR die to save a loved one or watch a loved one die to save you?
the first
WYR eat chips or fries?
Um, chips.
WYR fold clothes or wash dishes (NOT put them in a dishwasher; actually using soap and a rag.)?
Fold clothes, depending on the size of the load.
WYR be able to fly or have superhuman strength?
Strength.
WYR have a magical sword or a lightsaber?
Sword!
WYR do school or clean house?
School.
WYR visit the future or the past?
Past.
WYR be born royal or marry a royal?
Ooh, toughie. I'll go with born.
WYR live in England or Israel?
England!!! (the village of Bibury, to be exact 😀 )
WYR wear only grey or neon colours for a week?