Cold.
WYR meet Thorin's Company or Pevensies?
...probablyth Pevensies because I have no clue who 70% of Thorin's company are.
WYR die by getting stabbed by a sword or shot with an arrow?
Arrow.
WYR the weather outside be really hot or really cold?
Really hot!
WYR have to go on an epic, dangerous quest (like in SC) to find something or an epic, dangerous quest to destroy something (like in LotR)?
I think dangerous quest to destroy something!
WYR be able to fly or be invisible(at will)?
Invisible.
WYR climb a building or a tree (with the assurance you would NOT fall)?
Uh...building, I guess. Because it's harder to climb a building without falling and I'd like to be able to say I did it. 😛
WYR be scolded by someone older or younger than you?
Younger. It would be humiliating but If It was older then I would probably start fighting and get in trouble.
WYR eat ice cream for the rest of your life or cake?
Ice cream
WYR live out in the country with a 20-30 minute drive to the nearest town OR live right in the middle of the city?
20-30 minute drive. That's not too different from what I've known all my life. Our house is surrounded on all 4 sides by cornfields. 😛
WYR use a sword or a gun?
in a fight? Sword! In general gun. (yes I am scary fear me)
WYR have art skills or dancing skills?
(@cor: *snerk*)
Art skillz.
WYR have Mrs Beaver's marmalade roll or Tumnus' honey cake?
@Ariel You doubt me! (I also carry a lightsaber!)
Roll!
WYR visit the Star wars universe or Middle earth?
(@cor: 🙂 Should I mention that I'm a rebel spy (proclaimed such at Disneyland by Darth Vader himself) who wields a cortosis-weave vibroblade (yes, they're illegal on most planets)? 😉 )
Middle-earth (because despite the above, I know little of Star Wars and am more than content to keep it that way)
WYR knock out an intruder with a frying pan or with clever booby traps?
(REBEL ALERT) Aw man come on a viroblade? of course that's one of the only things in the galaxy a lightsaber can't brake!(Yes lightsabers are illegal too) *whispers* Star wars is the best!!!!
Clever booby traps!