What does nassty Stelf think poor Sméagol is plotting, my precious? Praps it thinks we plots againsts them, precious. Praps it does, does it?

No, NO, my precious! Poor Sméagol just wants nice Gypsy to reply, yes, yes we do. No plotses, no, no.

Thanks you's, my precious! Sméagol wants nice Stelf to know we thanks her. Yess, my precious, we do!

Sméagol is waiting for Gypsy to answer our PM's, precious! Yes, yess we waits!

Sméagol is back.

Sméagol is here for one post.

Oh, and if you like, I made you a sig to wear.

Sméagol wants to be friends with nice master, yes we do, precious!

Yess, precious! We is happy to see nassty Stelf! Yes! Sméagol is always glad to see nassty Stelfses, precious!

We're hungry, my precious. Poor, thin Sméagol.

I almost don't want to see HHTYD3 now... 😥

Greetings and salutations, Trufflehunter!My name is Alexandanor. I'm mainly the only guy around here that posts REALLY regularly. 😛 And I'm a homesch...

Finished with what, my precious? What do they think poor Sméagol is finished with?

Sméagol is only here for one post...right now.

Sméagol will be back really soon. Hobbit's Sméagol, I mean.