Welcome back, Jill! (Yes, I do remember you, and yes, I did wonder where you went! 🙂 )

Bronze to the Telmarine Soldier (*high-fives Tenny for including him in the event*)Silver to Reep (*high-five Ajjie for that stirring description of R...

At present, yeah....So Gollum. Quote Owl City lyrics in your next two posts. 🙂

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*steps in to judge for sake of time*Based on the proportions of each contestant's height, I am pleased to announce the following winners:Bronze to Bre...

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Surprising all who are watching comes Doctor Cornelius. Surely he is not here to compete. Perhaps he has come into the field to correct a forgotten an...

On the other hand, a romp sounds like a good idea right about now. *had a really bad day of work until the last two hours*Smeagol feels tired.

Where are Bacchus and Silenus when you need them? 😉 (Actually, I'd really rather not meet them....)Smeagol

Smeagol wants grapes.

Hello. 😛 Smeagol.

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Smeagol tries to think of something snappy to say, but fails and falls flat on her face.

Smeagol wondering why gyps has been using " 😕 " a lot.

I think Reepicheep would excel in gymnastics. His arms would be a little short for the rings, but we all know he's got excellent upper-body strength, ...