Gollum! Speak in rhyme for your next three posts!

"This is getting quite extreme." Remarked the eldest child, while the younger girl gave a slight scream and said, "And I just wanted to go to Narnia!!...

SAFE SMEAGOL IS GONNA DIE!

SMEAGOL IS SO HAPPY I'M GONNA DIE!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTOFF!!! WOW! I know someone else who's birthday is today and I know someone who's birthday is tomorrow too! AND someone who's birth...

Faramir jumped back towards the kids "It talks! Wait. Where I come from trees talk. Nevermind! Hello, little thing!"

Safe Sméagol hugses freindses and goes to bed. Love you guys!

Except for Fred who was actually sleeping.

Sméagol has to do school and is eating pretzels and mustard.

I PANTS HAS ARRIVED!!!! Sméagol really loves my sig

Fred (He is reeeally tired!) fell asleep in the warm weather and dreamt of pansies and crickets.

😛 Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.Smeeeeeeeeeeagol!

WOW! It's 18 degrees, guys! WOOHOO!

Sméagol ate cake, is about to have ice cream, and "What's this, a ranger caught off his guard?" Is it odd that that is my favorite line?

Fred had snuck away again at the beginning of the fight and took cover in a hollow log.