(BalrogBot snarls and lashes his whip against the wall, for however strong the Unicavvey , nothing can punch a Balrog hard enough to do anything beyon...

🙂 Eep! BalrogBot is back and I'm the only one in the forums! *hastily draws sword in a panicked sort of way* You shall not pass! Go back the shadow...

*pops in for a moment* Hey, BalrogBot isn't here any more! 🙂 SMÉAGOL IS FREEEEEEEEE!!! ... 😕

It probably won't be any good when I'm done with it anyway. 🙄 Thanks to my arch-nemesis the Murphy & Murphy Law Firm.

Byee, Gypse!*tries again to finish fanfic*

Hiiii, Gypse!So my shortest fanfics were "Through the Sunrise" (1,604), "Who Am I" (1,679), and "The Other Friend" (1,597). "Wedding Belles" is my lo...

@ Nia: 😆 😆 I'm pretty sure my shortest fanfic was around 1,500 words (I think) and it was my first one, if I'm remembering correctly. I am n...

*pops in for another post*It would make sense if it were a long story but it really isn't. I've been working on it nearly every day for almost a week...

*pops in for one post* How hard can it be to finish writing one fanfic????! Ugh. 😕

Sorry I wasn't on yesterday to wish you Happy Birthday on your birthday, but the best I can do is say Happy Birthday a day late! 🙂 Happy Birthday, Ni...

*goes for a walk*

*takes bite* *gags* *retches* It tries to chokes us!!

😯 😯 😯 An...olive? 😕

It's awesome because it's a fascinating story, and annoying at the same time because it was never finished. 😛 Oooh! *takes a screenshot*You're less t...

Oh, then it's a White Rider, like from C.S. Lewis' Dark Tower!