Not really. TPBM likes Pride and Prejudice-type books and movies.

"An unhappy alternative is before you, Lizzy. From this day you must be separated from one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if yo...

Granted, but you've got the same problem as Daz now. ;)I wish I spoke Elvish fluently.

799!Whoever posts next gets 800!

Granted, but you're not hitting any right notes anymore.I wish I had a magic horn.

796!

794!

Ah.Happy birthday, Tenny!792!

Happy birthday, Tenny! *hugs* Love ya!

Granted, but, well, "How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on... when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no goin...

Hmm. I suppose...not, sadly.TPBM is hungry!

778!

False. TPBM conducted an experiment in science class today.

Granted, but, ah, a Balrog mistook it for Gandalf's, and, uh, it's a little singed. I wish my literature was more interesting. (Seriously, Emerson and...

Something about morning, maybe, Ela?776!