*bonks your router with my rolling pin and remembers to cry if you disappear*

*bonks Gypse with the rolling pin again*

*bonks Cor back* 😛 Whoaaaa. We are kind of violent in here. o.o

*forges another one and hides it where nobody will ever find it and dresses it in an Elvish cloak*

*drags it out again because it won't burn* It's metal, Gypse. Nice try 😈

*whacks you with the rolling pin again*

Then the dragon whispered, or tried, "My name is Eustace".

Or is exact anything?

*takes the rolling pin back and bonks Cor with it* *then goes and bonks Gypse too*

o.O HEY. *whacks you with a rolling pin again*

*WHACKS GYPSE WITH MY ROLLING PIN and hides it and whistles innocently*

Or is universal exact?

So they ran. And accidentally ran into the other Calormene soldier that was trying to climb up the castle wall without touching the rose bush.

*is hugpounced* OOF! Good morning to you toooo, Cor. 😆

Digory or Reepicheep? 😛