Eustace is bonked. And still lets everybody be happier than me. -.-

Eustace lets everybody be happier than me. -.-

The canary pulled a funny looking lever, and the jelly beans began pelting even harder than before.

Eustace!

Eustace.... chews a kleenex because Gypse is Smaug!

EEP! Eustace forgot to complete the whack because Gypse is Smaug!

Eustace!

The canary made a sound that could be considered maniacal laughter.

Right, Gypse, I know I can't run, BECAUSE I'M DEFYING GRAVITY, AND I'LL NEVER BE PULLED DOWN TO WHERE I'LL HAVE TO RUN. HA. EUSTACE IS HUNGRY BECAUSE ...

When they reached the tower, the canary was sitting behind a strange looking piece of machinery.

Eustace!

o.O *kills the dog again*Eustace!

"No!" shouted Susan, "we didn't come to help you with the canary! The jelly beans are still pouring down, half of Narnia is covered in them. We MUST f...

o.o I already killed her, meaning that your killing her cancelled out MY killing her and now she's alive again. :PEustace!

She just disgusticified my bed sheets while eating kleenex. -.- Eustace.