Smeagol needs to kill my account already. -.-

Smeagol finally logs onto the forum after numerous bouts with dragons and over sized moths.

Smeagol's cat..... got wet today.

Hug Reepicheep.WYR ride a centaur or sail in the Dawn Treader?

Ummmm, I really don't need to be watered......WWYDI there was a walled in garden with golden gates and beautiful apple trees inside?

Digory or Rilian?

Yeomanry.

Bethnal Green.

Smeeeeeeeeeeagol!

I'll go down in historyyyyyy!!! :DWWYDI your pet bulldog told you he highly objected to your remark about his nose?

Fledge or Hwin?

Smeeeeagol!

Smeagol!

Stratford.

Smeeeeeeeeeeagol!