Errrrm be confooosed.WWYDI you had the choice of riding a unicorn or a talking horse into battle?

Smeagol was trying to decide which side of the Elf vs. Dwarf debate I was on, but the nassssty Dwarveses wouldn't even give us a good reason to be on ...

GOLLUM. GOLLUM. GOLLUM. TALK IN RHYME FOR THREE POSTS.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSMEAGOL WILL KILL NASSSSSTY DWARF. WE WILL, OH YESSSS, PRECIOUSSS WE ...

GOLLUM ASKS NASSSSSTY DWARF TO GIVE DWARF VS. ELF PROPAGANDA FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME. (notice, that was Gollum, not Smeagol that time)

Calormen.WYR spend the night in the Wood Between the Worlds or in Cair Paravel?

Lilliandil.

Jill or Caspian?

Errrrrrm, I didn't SEE a train.......WWYDI you were brought into visiting peoples hotel room because you looked exactly like one of their kids?

Av: 7Sig: 10Location: 6?

History of me own country.WYR study..... botany or astronomy?

Smeagol was thinking 'Slinker, Slinker, Stinker' last night. Weird. It just sounded funny. 😛

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH. MUST WATCH.WWYDI you captured by Pug?

EErrrrm, probably /not/ have them killed, be mad at them, and threaten to turn them into a frog for dropping eaves.WWYDI unexpectedly came across a hu...

Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaagol!!!!!