This duck caters to smaug's every whim, 😉 and its brain is beginning to dim.

Duck who doesn't care a dime that it has to talk in rhyme.

Duck who was trying to create a graphic thingy but needs her sister to help her with it.

Duck.

@ Gypsy; I was actually going to whack Jaygee, but then you turned up so I whacked you instead 🙂 . Duck!

Went to Hobby Lobby today to get some stuff to make a necklace. While I was there, I saw these fairy-tale pendant things. There were swords, and bows ...

WHACK!!!Write your next post in pig latin.

Ok, the closest book is a dictionary.pass away; a-+ gan to go.] Past; gone by.Duck!

@ Smaug; Does 'safe duck' have any significant meaning?Duck!

Yeah, I meant location. 😳 I think I'm starting to be really clumsy now.

WHACK!Change your signature to doing Narniac's every bidding.Duck!

@ Gypsy; Oops, I forgot that I was supposed to quote Narnia. 😳 My sincerest apologies to you. Is it okay if I do two at once to make up for that ...

@ Gypsy; You must have a gift of prophecy. 😈 😉 WHACK! Do Mary-Sue speak for your next post.@ Hobbit; Thanks for helping with that. I don't ...

@ Gypsy; SEE?!??? I was right!"Prepare your incantations and take me there at once."@ Hobbit; That would be really great if you could do that. 😀 Duck...

'Ware ruthless whackers. Its only a matter of time before one comes along!Duck.