OK, It may also have been a wolf spider. ... We... kinda didn't get too close. We killed it with spider spray and a rake. But it was big and fuzzy.

We killed a tarantula and a scorpion too. Four venemous creatures.

Wow. It's nearly a three way tie! However, Nia is one vote ahead. Say hello to your new mayor, everyone! *applause*it is now night.

Congratulations 😀

I think yes 😛

He was just utterly shocked. Everybody else just stared

AaaaandThe boss story. Iiii accidentally bowed to him. Complete with a solemn my pleasure and a fist across my heart...

*Fans self* oh let it be true!

Nice Lady came one day but forgot her wallet so we gave her her meal for free.Next day she came in to pay for it but it was in the system as free so w...

Also there's the story about the boss. Wanna hear that one?

B. Obviously I want to invent a time machine. Who doesn't?I went home and spent several weeks working. I finally decided to try something. I painte...

Ok, policeman first.Three officers came into CFA. I was taking the lady's order who came just before them in line, and she suddenly leaned forward. ...