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FROM: Puddleglum
TO: King Peter , Queen Susan , King Edmund , Queen Lucy , Tumnus , Mr. Beaver , Mrs. Beaver , Aravis , Cor , King Lune , Lasaraleen , Prince Rabadash
DATE: 2007-08-03 00:00:00.0
SUBJECT: Warning
Your Majesties and All Other Narnians, Archenlanders, and Calormenes, Doubtless it is too late for this warning, so your computers will probably already be affected, but you must not open the attachment that The Lady of the Green Kirtle sent you. If so, then it is probably my fault for not sending this sooner. It was bound to happen sooner or later. You probably won’t care much and so won’t think anything of it, but I have for the time being destroyed the Lady’s firewall, so that may allow you some access to her computer. Probably not though. Anyway, even though I’m certain you’ll probably forget, please send this message to anyway else who you think might have been affected. Thank you. Puddleglum the Marsh-Wiggle
~ It’s Puddleglum. But since you probably won’t pay attention to this little line down here, it doesn’t really matter. ~
