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FROM: Queen Susan
TO: King Peter
DATE: 2008-02-26 00:00:00.0
SUBJECT: This Must End!

My dear brother Peter, I fear this Sue/Stu craziness, or whatever you might want to call it, has gotten out of hand. At first, when you received that atrocious email, I thought it would be a one-time occurrence, and that the girl was either mad or just pulling a cruel joke to embarrass you, but I too have just received a message of my own, and now I understand that something has to be done. I have written to you because 1) You are the High King, and 2) I don’t honestly believe that Edmund and Lucy, though they have grown up since we’ve been here, fully understand the importance of the issue, with neither of them being old enough to deal with the problems of male/female relationships. However we go about doing this, I hope you agree that something must be done. This madness must end! Love, your sister, Susan

~ The Gentle ~