Winning Entries:
Mrs. Beaver: “…and we also have a tunnel in the back room that leads all the way to Mr. Tumnus’ house!” Mr. Beaver: “You told me it lead to your mom’s…” ~ Aravis
Do you think Chef Ramsey will like my fish and chips? ~ Violamom
Mrs. Beaver (to lucy): Would you like some roasted fish in fish sauce slathered in fish concentrate, drizzled with fish oil? Mr. Beaver: Something smells fishy. ~ AGB
Peter: “Um… I hate to bother you… But which one of you is Mr Beaver again?” ~ The Rider
The awkward moment when Mr. Beaver notices that Mrs. Beaver leaves a dummy at home so she can sneak off and spend time with her friends too. ~ Ariel of Narnia
Mrs Beaver: Oh, Mr Beaver, do stop holding your hand like you’re about to chuck up a pearl! Mr Beaver: But -*coughs violently* Ah, there it is! The pearl I swallowed! Mrs Beaver: *faints* ~ Lilliandil
Now, now, Mr. Beaver, the kids don’t need to heard THAT story. ~ Tom Duffy
“We need to bring jam, and the sewing machine! Why would we need a map, dear?” asked Mrs Beaver. ~ Luna
Mrs. Beaver- Oh, yes, Mr. Beaver, I remember…it was a *lovely* holiday! Sunshine, warm sands, ocean waves…(laughs) and there was that *one* dinner… Mr.Beaver- I don’t think these children are interested in the travels of us old folk… Mrs. Beaver- When you spill fish down your best suit. And when you went back to our room to change you didn’t have another suit!! (laughs) Mr. Beaver- I didn’t have room since you insisted on packing the JAM!!! ~Q.Susan_of_the_Horn
