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Caption Contest 38 – #TBT: Rabadash the….Peacemaker


Winning Entries:
It took many, many years, but the Talking Animals finally fiqured out that you have to let the Son of Adam out of the clothes before you wash them and hang them up to dry.
~ Tom Duffy

Cor: *scrolling through Rabadash’s Instagram feed* What’s this?!
Aravis: *reads* “I’m totally relaxing after the battle and definitely not stuck. #rabadashthehonest #chillinlikeavillain” Fifteen likes. Corin left a comment that said, “Rabadash, I know you got stuck on a hook, don’t try to deny it or I’ll knock you down!”
Cor: Oh, my! We’d better make sure he doesn’t do anything foolish! *scrambles out of the room, with Aravis following*
~ Albero

The hokey-pokey is much more interesting in Narnia.
~ hobbit_of_narnia

Rabadash: Well, this is awkward.
~ Jaygee



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Caption Contest 37 – Alternate Universe in Which Jadis Loves Hugs


Winning Entries:
In which, when a willing victim dies in a traitor’s stead, evil itself begins to work backwards…
~ theGreatK


Behind Jadis, Susan, and Lucy, Edmund and Peter are dressed as fauns for some unknown reason.
~ Geek4Narnia


*all talking between smiles and teeth*
‘HONESTLY if we have to take ONE FOR PICTURE I’m going to turn you all into statues!!!!’ -Jadis
‘No.. Andrew, first I’ll shoot you with my bow!!’ -Susan “and I’ll… Susan what can I do??’-Lucy ‘Puppy eye him to death!!’ -Susan ‘YA I’ll puppy eye you to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’-Lucy
~ Geek4Narnia


Come here girls! Our outfits today are amazing, let’s take a selfie! #prebattleselfie #OOTD
~ Lilly Lake


And now let us take a moment to honor Photoshop, that most worthy tool which can make even the worst enemies appear as friends!
~ hobbit_of_narnia


Aw, you two are so cute I could just eat you up! ~Jadis
~ Berry


We have all heard that excuse…”It wasn’t me! It was my evil twin!” Of course, we dismissed it as what it was: an excuse. But now…..? We question our decision, because pictures often speak louder than words….
~ Hiking Peter


In an interesting turn of events, it turns out Jadis didn’t really want to kill the Pevensies! All she really wanted was a great big hug!
~ Tenethia


The White Witch (holding a dagger to Susan’s back): Now, smile, or it will be the end for you!
Lucy (through clenched teeth that are forced into a smile): Smiling, Your Highness.
Susan (doing the same as Lucy): M-me too…
The White Witch: Perfect! Maugrim, snap the picture!
A day later, the White Witch’s Christmas card is released to her allies: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE WHITE WITCH- A WITCH SO BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING THAT EVEN HER ENEMIES LOVE HER!


Jadis: Come on girls! Time for our paparazzi shot! Oh, yes, by the way, as soon as they go away… I’ll turn you into stone. No, big deal! What a fun girls day out, right?!
~ Mrs. Beaver


Ok, I know this is a caption contest….but can we PLEASE talk about how pretty Susan is in this picture?!?!?!?
(all 3 are stunning actually, but man, Susan! Lol, this’ll be hilarious if this gets posted 😉
~ Aravis


With Turkish delight, anything is possible.
~ Sir-William


AWKWARD NARNIA PHOTOSHOOT #5: What with Jadis wearing Aslan’s mane and all that, Susan and Lucy didn’t find out until afterwards that they were posing with the White Witch instead of with Aslan.
~ hobbit_of_narnia


Jadis: So it is settled, Ladies. We will take over Narnia together and establish a Matriarchal Society together. No more Aslan, no more Peter and especially, no more Edmund.
~ Tom Duffy


This will only make sense if you know about Georgie’s potty-mouth bucket behind the scenes 🙂
Photographer: okay, ready? One…two……..Tilda, get your hand outta Georgie’s cape pocket, that’s not where she keeps her potty-mouth bucket money.
Tilda: just checking…
~ Aravis


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Caption Contest 36 – In the Eye of the Beholder

Winning Entries:

No, no, no, come closer. Closer. Do you see it yet? There should be a lion there, right in the middle of my eye, rrriiiiiiiiiggghhhhht…there. See it? Get a little closer, then. See it now? No? A little closer still…
~ hobbit_of_narnia

And at last I see the Light and it’s like my scales have lifted. And at last I see the Light and it’s like He made me new!
~ NarnianJet

When Eustace began seeing things, like lions walking across a beach, he knew it was time for new contacts.

Eustace had a charming smile on his dragonish face during the whole photo shoot, not realizing the cameraman was zoomed in on his left eye the entire time.
~ hobbit_of_narnia

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Caption Contest 35 – Edmund’s Enthusiatic Christmas Countdown ! ! !

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That moment when you wake up in some random place you’ve never seen before and realize that you’ve been sleep-walking…again. ~ Alexandanor

Ed stares as the White Witch approaches… singing? “In my hundreth year as queen, my Ginnarbrik gave to me FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!! Four empty thrones, three more statues, two mindless wolves, and no Aslan to get in my way!” ~ Ariel_of_Narnia

In other news, Edmund Pevensie took part in this year’s annual fundraiser to raise awareness of the White Witch’s merciless plunder of Turkish Delight. The picture above shows Edmund’s horror when he found out that his Turkish Delight had been stolen from the Cair Paravel treasury.

“She must be stopped!” the young king declared, amidst his grief. However, his siblings are saying that he is just being ridiculous and unreasonable, and that he shoal stop making up things about “….sweet thievery committed by a dead woman and accept the fact that he shouldn’t have eaten it all at once.” ~ Lilliandil

Edmund: “On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me—Wait, what? Why is there a sleigh racing straight towards me? ” ~ Hiking Peter

Edmund: *walking through Narnia* “Wow, Lucy was telling the truth…I wonder if there really is a football field in the bathroom cupboards!” ~ Aravis

Andrew had told Skandar that they were only going to be filming the Turkish Delight scene for two days. So imagine Skandar’s dismay when he shows up on set on day three and sees that fateful box of candy again awaiting him in the sledge! ~ hobbit_of_narnia

I think that fox was lying to me. There isn’t any bathroom in this direction. ~ Tom Duffy


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